The HammerHead of God

Ok, so I'm starting to freak out a little here..CNN reports here that we have now witnessed the VIRGIN BIRTH of a Hammerhead Shark. Is nothing out of the realm now. I mean, hasn't a certain biblical figure already cornered the market on this? But this was somewhat of a cloudy topic with the non Christians. Now we have proof it can happen in sharks? Sure we have all heard of Hermaphrodites as capable, but they have both parts needed.. now we have this. Well at least it hasn't happened the other way around. I mean, I've felt bloated before but pregnant? No way. How can we stop this from happening? Wait, why a shark? I mean there must be some male sharks up to the task right? Did this chick shark say, "Nah, I don't like the contact, I'll just do it myself..." ?
"The baby was killed within hours of its birth by a stingray in the same tank."

In an unrelated story, Bindi is filming her own show.

Enjoy the weekend...And, I'll take an aisle seat please...

I've got to go Julia, we've got cows....

Coffee...my hands are tied. Why must it have a hold on me? And why do people take cups from the pot before it's done? Stupid Brew Pause...
Take note...I think I will be competing in a triathalon this Aug. I got roped into it by a co-worker, well sort of. This guy is a running man, no not Arnold type, I mean he likes to run. He mentioned he was gonna do a Tri and seeing ass I've always been curious on how I'd do...I said I'd do it if he did...And that's when I started to dig a hole...Is it for me or him I don't know...But the trash talking has begun, If nothing else, I can certainly win the trash talkin'...Now all I have to do is run without blowing my knee out..
I'm going to have to figure out where this Blog will go...daily? Maybe for now...should go weekly after I run out of crap to say..

Today is the start of something big!

Well, while I was watching the Sens drop the ball tonight, my wife was surfing the intra-web and checked her email as well. A buddy of mine (we will call him Begg, cause well, that's what we call him) invited us to his Facebook 'club'...While she was doing some searching on Facebook she mentions a name of an old friend of mine, Peter Lynn. Gets my mind going...damn, trying to watch hockey...quit it mind...maybe another beer...yeah that's it..Shit, 3-2 Bufffalo...oh well, I can hear the Comp calling me...time to make my Facebook account and get Facebookin'...After finding a pic of myself to post (took forever, I take lots of pics, just none of myself) my first destination was to hit Peter up with a note...Done. After catching up a bit via email, he directs me to his site http://manvsclown.cracked.com/ Wow has he been busy...Still funny as ever. Anyway, this makes me think that I should be detailing the intricacies of my existence for anybody that is really bored..So here it starts, hang on, not sure what kind of ride this will be.